Once upon a time the Brett-ites fell in love with the Stephanie-ites who lived upon a far away land. One of the Brett-ites and one of the Stephanie-ites decided to get married and have a family. They created cute little Stephanie-ites whom they both loved. Their daughters thought mom and dad were the greatest. Mommy could run forever (to them) and Daddy could "fic" everything. One day the Stephanie-ite traveled to the "land of many waters" to check on her sisters and the Brett-ite traveled to the "land of the floating buildings" to check on his brethern. The Stephanie-ite and the Brett-ite missed each other and were brought to a rememberance of their love one for another. For behold did they have a great and eternal love. Therefore they did look forward to a re-uniting in the "land of the skyskraper and liberty." For after their journeys did the Brett-ites and the Stephanie-ites did meet on a flying bird in the land of liberty and great was their joy. So great was their joy from their travels that they did rehearse every word and did return to the land of their inheritance to their children. And their children did rejoice in the Lord. For the Lord had provided them all safety and prosperity. And the Brett-ites and the Stephanie-ites did express their grattitude to the Lord. For the Spirit had comforted them. And this was in the ninth year of the reign of the Brett-ites and they did live in the land in peace for all the remainder of their days. "And they did dwelt in a Tent." Amen.
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